Top Five Signs You’re Golfing Too Much

• You’d like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?
   
• Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.
   
• You’re vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife
   
• You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
   
• Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.